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Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20992) - you deserved it (2055)
On 02/03/2011 at 12:33am - health - by Kay -
Today, and ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26890) - you deserved it (2467) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, I went to the toilet during drama, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML
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On 01/06/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Isle of Man
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23065) - you deserved it (12677)
On 12/23/2010 at 5:04am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I discovered my parents took me to a specialist when I was a baby because they thought I had a facial deformity. It turns out I'm just ugly. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27127) - you deserved it (1963)
On 11/26/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by bleh (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML
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On 11/02/2010 at 12:26pm - misc - by blackandblue (man) - United States
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27790) - you deserved it (6782)
On 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm - health - by Lauren - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was at a public pool. A very fat kid yelled, "Cannon Ball!" He jumped right on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39355) - you deserved it (3052)
On 06/10/2010 at 3:59pm - misc - by Collin - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I just realized the harder my girlfriend comes during sex, the louder she snores after. I've tried earplugs but sometimes, like tonight, once I am up, I can't fall back to sleep. My choices are thus great sex and no sleep, or great sleep but no sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31067) - you deserved it (3983)
On 05/07/2010 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SkiMaskFukd (man) - United States (California)
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15250) - you deserved it (4538)
On 02/28/2010 at 1:31am - health - by annonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML
I agree, your life sucks (21267) - you deserved it (1658)
On 02/12/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by pinky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5843) - you deserved it (17715)
On 01/26/2010 at 3:59am - intimacy - by sexyfail (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13789) - you deserved it (4338)
On 01/09/2010 at 8:25am - intimacy - by ohdeargodthatswrong (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML
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On 11/02/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by notsohappyniece (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9875) - you deserved it (25195)
On 09/18/2009 at 12:14am - love - by mudafkrmas (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
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