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Barriaultcory
  • Town/Country : Us
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 January 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

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On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance. It's one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I'm waiting in his driveway with balloons I see his car reverse and go the other direction. FML

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On 03/17/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by SmileEveryday (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
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On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I tried to prove to my dad that he snores by secretly putting a tape recorder under his bed. I soon found out my parents had sex that night. Apparently, my mom likes to talk dirty. FML

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On 03/11/2009 at 2:57pm - intimacy - by Zack (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I went to the jewelry store to sell my wedding ring after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML

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On 03/04/2009 at 6:42pm - misc - by ringmaster101 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a 31% on a Chinese test at school. I moved here to New Jersey from China two months ago. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 3:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

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