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Barbarossa
  • Town/Country : Hammond, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 May 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 5078
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8490) - you deserved it (34803)

On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing 'It Wasn't Me' by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51913) - you deserved it (4130)

On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16264) - you deserved it (26795)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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