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Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML
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On 11/20/2010 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by pst - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML
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On 11/04/2010 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my 5 year old son and I went out. As I was looking in the window display of a shop, I turned around to witness my son pooping in an open manhole on the street. FML
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On 11/04/2010 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got fired from my job where you build teddy bears. I got fired not because I did anything wrong, just because they don't like my personality. I'd never worked with my boss, and that means all the employees that work there had a meeting about me, and all confirmed they don't like me. FML
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On 11/04/2010 at 1:19am - work - by upsetandunjustified (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I spent a hundred dollars on new "business casual" clothes and took two hours to get ready for my interview with a government agency. My interviewer was blind. FML
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On 10/07/2010 at 9:55am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I quit my job as a barista for one of our competitors with a couple of bucks more an hour. Two hours after I'd handed in my resignation, my boss approached me just to let me know that if I hadn't resigned, I would've been offered my own café. FML
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On 10/06/2010 at 9:58am - misc - by thecasbah - Norway (Oslo)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)
Today, one of my cousins offered to sell me his mac for a low price. When I got it, I realized it was an old toshiba painted white with an apple sticker on it. My cousin still insists it's a mac. FML
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On 08/18/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by roflcopter (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my aunt asked me to babysit my cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When I brought out my homemade cooking, he told me he was allergic, so I made him eat it anyway. Turns out he WAS allergic. FML
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On 08/17/2010 at 1:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, airport security took away my 32$ eyelash curler, because it could be used as a weapon. I miss the 90s. FML
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On 08/17/2010 at 12:59am - misc - by J.O.S (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML
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Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML
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On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
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On 08/14/2010 at 4:41pm - love - by irresponsible (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I baby sit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
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On 08/13/2010 at 12:14pm - kids - by qtpieo1 - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
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On 08/13/2010 at 1:33am - love - by brother love - United Kingdom
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