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Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML
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On 03/07/2011 at 5:23pm - misc - by chelsea -
Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML
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Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
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On 01/13/2011 at 6:00pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
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On 12/29/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 7:20pm - love - by expassword (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, I helped a man with a neck brace get on the bus. I fell asleep, only to wake up later on to him gratuitously stroking my breasts with his elbow. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 2:35pm - intimacy - by fckdsamaritan (woman) - Tunisia
Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 9:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML
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On 12/08/2010 at 9:34am - intimacy - by fme (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
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On 12/08/2010 at 1:26am - health - by whyme -
Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML
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On 11/25/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by blenderbookf (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML
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On 11/23/2010 at 11:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
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On 11/23/2010 at 1:50am - intimacy - by Username -
Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML
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On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)
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