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Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by nipman - United States
Today, my sister thought it would be hilarious to tell our strict Catholic parents I was sleeping around and had gotten pregnant. They believed her, and dragged me down to the clinic for tests. I proved I wasn't pregnant. However, the doctor said it was more than likely that I have an STD. FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 9:26am - intimacy - by Yolanda19 - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)
Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
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On 03/29/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by heartbroken - United States
Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML
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On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)
Today, I went to work despite having a nasty cold. I didn't call up sick because last week when I called in, my boss said I was being "unprofessional and unacceptable." My boss sent me home with a written warning today, claiming that coming to work sick was "unprofessional and unacceptable." FML
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On 03/22/2011 at 12:59pm - work - by SickandTired (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I noticed a weird smell coming from my four year old daughter's room. I went to investigate and found she had been using (and hiding) her garbage can as a toilet for when she "can't make it in time." FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 8:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, every fire alarm in my house went off. At 3AM. I ripped them all out of the ceiling. We have 49 because the previous owners were scared of fire. They are still going off. FML
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On 03/11/2011 at 2:00am - misc - by dancer7718 -
Today, I got a super short pixie cut. All my boyfriend could do was stare at me, speechless. I thought he was taken aback by how cute it was until he told me that I look exactly like my fifteen year old brother. FML
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On 03/10/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by shia -
Today, I overheard a little girl ask her mom if the round lady in purple was pretending to be a giant eggplant. I was the lady in purple. FML
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On 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 12:12pm - intimacy - by prdept. (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 3:27am - love - by life_isnt_fair (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for 'the trouble' I caused. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 12:36am - work - by Cashier (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML
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On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
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On 03/08/2011 at 6:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my babysitter called to inform me that my grandfather is stalking her. FML
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On 03/08/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by ToxicSuicide (woman) - United States (Michigan)
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