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Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
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On 07/29/2010 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Sunshine.0.ninja - United States (Ohio)
Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
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On 07/29/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML
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On 07/29/2010 at 1:29pm - misc - by pandaboo (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML
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On 07/28/2010 at 8:40pm - love - by tryon777 - United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said we’d go pick up the ring tomorrow. Then he asked to borrow $40 to get it out of pawn. He pawned it when his ex gave it back to him. FML
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On 07/28/2010 at 3:27pm - love - by 34_22_34 (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, at work, I was talking to a customer. She kept shaking her head "no" at everything I said. I asked what she was disagreeing with. She told me she has Parkinson's Disease, teared up, and asked to speak to my manager. FML
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On 07/28/2010 at 1:38pm - money - by RWW (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML
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On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I realized every time I go to take a poop, my 9 month old crawls into the bathroom and sobs at my feet. I now have to let my 9 month old sit on my lap while I shit, because I can't do it any other way. The end to all privacy has now come. FML
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On 07/27/2010 at 2:44pm - kids - by mr - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
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On 07/27/2010 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by aero00 (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was on the arm of my couch trying to grab something from the bookshelf, and my boyfriend was below me. I asked, "So, would you catch me if I fell?" He looked back at me, paused for a moment before saying, "How much do you weigh again?" FML
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On 07/27/2010 at 6:07am - misc - by mauimango7 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
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On 07/27/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by Marie - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
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On 07/26/2010 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by dumped (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
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On 07/26/2010 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by robm (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I told my girlfriend of 2 years that I was sexually abused as a kid. She was only the third person I've told. She reacted by breaking up with me because I "might do something to her kids." FML
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On 07/26/2010 at 12:34am - intimacy - by draegoncode - Sent from mobile version
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