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Today, my best friend who I've known since high school is getting married. I'm supposed to give a toast during the reception about how great the bride and groom are. I've been sleeping with the groom for the past 7 months. FML
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On 08/03/2010 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Emily (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
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On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)
Today, my wife of 2 years told me she was pregnant, after we've been trying for ages. Excited, about to call my parents, my wife then told me, "Don't get your hopes up it might not be yours, the father could be 5 other guys." And then asked me what I'd like for dinner. FML
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On 08/03/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by Cheated (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I told my boyfriend that I like it when he moans while we're having sex. Unfortunately, he interpreted that as "milk it". The sound is so obnoxious, it's starting to ruin the sex. FML
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On 08/02/2010 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by toomuchlove (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
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On 08/02/2010 at 11:37am - love - by ihateumicheal (woman) - United States
Today, I finally finished painting a house that took me 3 weeks to complete at 10 hours a day, including weekends, due to my dedication to perfection. When I went to meet with the homeowner for pay day, which was supposed to be $2000, he gave me $200, 5 tacos and then told me to "get the f*** off my lawn." FML
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On 08/02/2010 at 1:05am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML
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On 08/01/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by manicmandy - United States (Nebraska)
Today, while at work I tripped and fell in the pool while moving a waste basket. I nearly drowned and had to be saved. I don't know which is worse the fact that I nearly drowned or the fact that I'm a lifeguard. FML
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On 08/01/2010 at 12:23am - work - by lifeguard down - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
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On 07/31/2010 at 10:28pm - love - by XxHinkaixX (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
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On 07/31/2010 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by wtf (woman) - United States (Idaho)
Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML
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On 07/31/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
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On 07/31/2010 at 11:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML
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On 07/30/2010 at 7:40pm - love - by nitroman64 (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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On 07/30/2010 at 2:45am - intimacy - by hairless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML
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On 07/30/2010 at 12:26am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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