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Today, I told my father I registered for the Marines, and that I'm leaving for bootcamp next week. He asked if this means that he doesn't have to pay child support anymore. FML
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On 08/09/2010 at 12:03am - misc - by Widowmaker - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out that my "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML
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On 08/08/2010 at 3:38pm - love - by pixiegirl - United States
Today, I found out that my "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML
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On 08/08/2010 at 3:38pm - love - by pixiegirl - United States
Today, we got new doors fitted. There were new locks on the bathroom, to the reluctance of my mother, who thought one of us would lock ourselves in. "Only an idiot would lock themselves in," I said, and shut the door to demonstrate. I locked myself in. FML
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On 08/08/2010 at 10:32am - misc - by Lola (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)
Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML
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On 08/08/2010 at 4:49am - love - by LadyGagasLOVER (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML
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On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
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On 08/07/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)
Today, while driving I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML
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On 08/07/2010 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
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On 08/07/2010 at 2:06am - love - by WastedTime (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
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On 08/07/2010 at 2:06am - love - by WastedTime (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
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On 08/07/2010 at 1:21am - love - by Hunterxx (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML
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On 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
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On 08/06/2010 at 12:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
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On 08/06/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by ditched?? - United States
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
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On 08/06/2010 at 3:07am - love - by rachaaaaeul - United States (Utah)
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