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About Bananaaa : Ummmm yyeeaaa bbooiii
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, since we hadn't been romantic for a long time, I shaved, took a bath, cut my hair and snuggled up to my husband in bed. He got up, went to the computer, masturbated to porn, came back to bed and asked me what was for breakfast. FML
Friday 24 October 2014