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  • Number of visits : 1154
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, since we hadn't been romantic for a long time, I shaved, took a bath, cut my hair and snuggled up to my husband in bed. He got up, went to the computer, masturbated to porn, came back to bed and asked me what was for breakfast. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21669) - you deserved it (2906)

On 11/20/2009 at 1:41pm - intimacy - by Inkabadger (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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