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BananaPancakesJJ
  • Town/Country : San jose, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 December 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 257
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BananaPancakesJJ : Love music. Dislikes rude and obnoxious people. Would love to travel the world. Bowler. Aspire to be a fireman. Sports fanatic. Anything else? Message me. :)

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Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29725) - you deserved it (1810)

On 02/05/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by stinkerweeder (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26557) - you deserved it (28131)

On 09/17/2010 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

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Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35725) - you deserved it (3036)

On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)



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