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Today, the battery cables on my car came loose, thus resetting my car's electronics to factory settings. The anti-theft system is now turned on, and I can't start my car with it on. Luckily, it turns off with a remote. The remote broke about six months ago. FML

Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24452) - you deserved it (6907)

On 08/14/2012 at 8:17am - intimacy - by cl4ptp (woman) - United Kingdom (Vale of Glamorgan, The)

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31422) - you deserved it (2504)

On 10/28/2010 at 11:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

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291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38503) - you deserved it (10243)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML

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On 10/08/2009 at 1:14am - kids - by stupidsantaclaus (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

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293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28206) - you deserved it (60946)

On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)



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