Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

BananaMan844

Offline (the 11/20/2014 at 11:23am) | Search for a member

BananaMan844

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 176
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

BananaMan844's page activity

Visits<b>superman_x17</b> - the 08/27/2014 at 9:27pm<b>hilamonster06</b> - the 08/27/2014 at 6:48pm<b>backwoodsbabe95</b> - the 08/27/2014 at 5:10pm<b>hiitsmeagain</b> - the 08/27/2014 at 1:06pm<b>illuminera</b> - the 08/27/2014 at 8:03am<b>blueblu97</b> - the 08/27/2014 at 5:59am<b>LexiJ1</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 9:26pm<b>Lebeaugars95</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 3:14pm

BananaMan844's FML badges

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

BananaMan844's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

#21190484
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46130) - you deserved it (8324)

On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

#21190484
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46130) - you deserved it (8324)

On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML

#20826835
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48891) - you deserved it (4334)

On 08/08/2013 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11438) - you deserved it (88869)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML

#1040
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22310) - you deserved it (2541)

On 01/13/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by Explicit - United States (Massachusetts)



FML's blog

  • K'Naye's illustrated FML
  • Woohoo it's the weekend! Winter is all around some of us, but not in our hearts. To help fight off the cold and seasonal depression, this week we're taking a look at love and tenderness. It's what keeps…

Friday 21 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: