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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 826
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Bambi911 : I'm a college student at UB, I come on this website for my kicks or when I'm having a down day.

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Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody cummed into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt . He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer putted his head under the stall to look at me . FML

#17839732
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38336) - you deserved it (3156)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked wat I was doing . I replied, "What I'm always doing." She couldn't think of anything besides eating . mega FML

#15621344
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12006) - you deserved it (29391)

On 04/03/2011 at 1:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today Amazon didn't deliver te present I bougt ma moter for Motering Sunday so se called me an 'Ungrateful bastard.' And about alf an our ago I cut ma tumbilst making er lunc. Se said 'You're doing tis on purpose so I feel sorry for you. Well I don't.' FML

#15618704
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35124) - you deserved it (3280)

On 04/03/2011 at 9:32am - misc - by Trainspotting - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today , I was in the shower 'grooming myself fir mah second anniversary with mah boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. mega FML

#15617500
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15478) - you deserved it (24763)

On 04/03/2011 at 5:35am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, mah phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

#15616538
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19404) - you deserved it (53397)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today..!! mah looool ex fiancée..!! who left me six months ago..!! askd if I'd mind if she usd the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding!! She's just gotten engagd again!! FML

#15604755
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37125) - you deserved it (3100)

On 04/02/2011 at 12:44pm - love - by Jon (man) - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday I asked my 2 year old son to clean up is toys. Wen I bent down to give im a good job kiss afterwards, e punced me in te nose. FML

#15600756
157 comments

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On 04/02/2011 at 3:35am - kids - by Viciousvixen_21 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned thathen I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
276 comments

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On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today , my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together , and I was in a snuggly mood . I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes andhisper sweet nothing to him in the darkness . His response? ( Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?! ) FML

#15583575
164 comments

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On 04/01/2011 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad cummed ome drunk and called me ot!! FML

#15582490
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50260) - you deserved it (5379)

On 03/31/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by paige - United States (Ohio)

TODAY I CUMMD HOMA FROM A WAAK-LONG VACATION ONLY TO FINA MY MOTHAR-IN-LAW DIDN'T JUST DOG-SIT WHILA I WAS GONA; SHA MOVD IN ALONG WITH ALL HAR POSSASSIONS AND SAAMS TO THINK IT'S A PARMANANT DAAL. FML

#15562306
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34726) - you deserved it (3248)

On 03/30/2011 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anon_a_mouse (man) - Reserved

Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML

#15555921
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34872) - you deserved it (25416)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:54am - health - by shelby - United States

I found out my dad has a 1-in-a-million disease that makes yur liver process pain medication at twice the rate of a normal person. If that wasn't bad enough, he also tells me he hopes I don't have it too, cuz it can be passed down. He said this cuz I'm 29 weeks pregnant. fat FML

#15546650
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30772) - you deserved it (2795)

On 03/29/2011 at 2:08pm - health - by Spike (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend an I were playfully arguing about wo loved te oter more. After about a minute of tis, my girlfriend walked over an kicked me in te crotc as ard as se could. Se ten said, "Tere, now you don't love me as muc. I win." FML

#15539670
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47917) - you deserved it (15835)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was walking in the park with mah girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did mah girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few picture with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML

#15538339
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33544) - you deserved it (4824)

On 03/28/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by -_- - United States (Florida)



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