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Ballplayer3313
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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 209
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Ballplayer3313 : I'm just your average kid. I'm a footballer and and a baseballer and I train hard for both. I wish I knew more about how to get chicks but people say that comes with age.

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Today, I wanted to print out a 100 page game strategy guide using company's printer. While not wanting anyone to find out about this I picked a time where I thought no one would be printing. My CEO ended up standing next to me for 10 minutes waiting for his stuff to print after mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6357) - you deserved it (51645)

On 06/04/2009 at 5:14pm - work - by Ayeya (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38840) - you deserved it (1814)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)



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