About Ballplayer3313 : I'm just your average kid. I'm a footballer and and a baseballer and I train hard for both. I wish I knew more about how to get chicks but people say that comes with age.
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Today, I wanted to print out a 100 page game strategy guide using company's printer. While not wanting anyone to find out about this I picked a time where I thought no one would be printing. My CEO ended up standing next to me for 10 minutes waiting for his stuff to print after mine. FML
by Ayeya / 06/04/2009 at 5:14pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
by Noname / 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm / Japan (Fukuoka) / Health
- Today, my 9 year-old daughter had really bad constipation. When I took her to the doctor, he had to… Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with… Today, I ran into my parents bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams.…
- Today, I was playing video games when my balls felt itchy. I had been sick for the past few days so… Today, my cousin was using my iPad. He "accidentally dropped" it out the window 3 stories up. It's… Today, I met the girl I've always wanted. She's cute, adorable, nice, and we have a lot in common.…