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  • Number of visits : 492
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Ballplayer3313 : I'm just your average kid. I'm a footballer and and a baseballer and I train hard for both. I wish I knew more about how to get chicks but people say that comes with age.

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Ballplayer3313's favorite FMLs

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29087) - you deserved it (19004)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29087) - you deserved it (19004)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML

#19230527
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38816) - you deserved it (2869)

On 03/06/2012 at 11:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

#19215354
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28873) - you deserved it (3821)

On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

#19215354
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28873) - you deserved it (3821)

On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

#19215354
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28873) - you deserved it (3821)

On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

#19214836
245 comments

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On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

#19214836
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21072) - you deserved it (26557)

On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

#19214836
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21072) - you deserved it (26557)

On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

#19059244
220 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

#18565100
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21171) - you deserved it (5309)

On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25045) - you deserved it (2489)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML

#18499980
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17125) - you deserved it (43595)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:16am - health - by LogicalMolly - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

#18338481
490 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45460) - you deserved it (4284)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML

#18217794
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24717) - you deserved it (7402)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:37am - animals - by Pk45 (man) - United Kingdom (Swansea)



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