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Ballie_1990's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 01/12/2014 at 1:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/04/2014 at 6:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by notakeeper / 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2014 at 3:36pm / United Kingdom (Fife) / Miscellaneous
by zamwow / 12/20/2013 at 6:36pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by confsused / 12/16/2013 at 12:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by mistletoe / 12/08/2013 at 9:21pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by goingtothegym / 12/08/2013 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Health
by ashsaunde / 12/08/2013 at 1:58am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML
by mystery / 12/07/2013 at 4:55pm / United States (North Dakota) / Intimacy
Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML
by feiedbutter / 12/07/2013 at 9:55am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by eer004 / 12/07/2013 at 5:06am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by fuckadaisical / 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm / United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff) / Intimacy
by Cat Ashes / 12/05/2013 at 12:18am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…