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Ballerinagirl_77
  • Town/Country : United states
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  • Birth Date : Monday 8 November 1993 (19 years)
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Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

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