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BakaNeko
  • Town/Country : Nowhere, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 August 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1179
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About BakaNeko : Stupid stuff goes up in my life....No FML moment....yet...

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Today, I wanted to print out a 100 page game strategy guide using company's printer. While not wanting anyone to find out about this I picked a time where I thought no one would be printing. My CEO ended up standing next to me for 10 minutes waiting for his stuff to print after mine. FML

#2604319 (203)

I agree, your life sucks (5856) - you deserved it (48509)

On 06/04/2009 at 5:14pm - work - by Ayeya (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

#2597926 (680)

I agree, your life sucks (6220) - you deserved it (87027)

On 06/04/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by soljaboy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went into work and noticed on of my fellow colleagues had received a large bunch of flowers and where sitting on her desk. As soon as I saw her I immediately said "Happy Birthday!". Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday, her father had died. FML

#2594715 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (15130) - you deserved it (37424)

On 06/04/2009 at 10:09am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes he did! He's lying I saw him drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML

#2593679 (393)

I agree, your life sucks (76615) - you deserved it (3837)

On 06/04/2009 at 8:17am - kids - by Kimmiko (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

#2593362 (286)

I agree, your life sucks (6508) - you deserved it (66381)

On 06/04/2009 at 7:35am - misc - by anon (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was reading through a local wedding mag's advice page. A mother in law to be was writing about how to handle wanting her son to break off his engagement. I thought, "Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I like my mother in law to be." And then I saw her name. FML

#2593216 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (56470) - you deserved it (1896)

On 06/04/2009 at 7:11am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

#2592109 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (5947) - you deserved it (49240)

On 06/04/2009 at 4:07am - misc - by NoNaMe - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks plus theirs. FML

#2588654 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (38751) - you deserved it (1981)

On 06/04/2009 at 12:52am - money - by doubledown (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I got a parking ticket. I put the ticket in my bag and accidentally left the bag in my friends car. When I returned, the car window was smashed, my bag was gone. I had to call the police department and ask them to send me a new ticket, on top of the $1000 or so I'd already lost. FML

#2587369 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (34629) - you deserved it (3725)

On 06/04/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I rode my bike to the grocery store. I left my bike on the small bike rack they have outside the door. When I came out 5 minutes later I found someone had tied their enormous, growling German Shepard to the same rack. I had to wait for the owner to come out who then laughed at me. FML

#2585937 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (34479) - you deserved it (4294)

On 06/03/2009 at 11:36pm - misc - by j (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was working at my retail job. A customer stopped me on my way to break saying "someone" had broken a snow globe. She showed me where it was and I cleaned it up with her circling me. I finished and put the cleaning supplies away when I heard a 'crash' as the same woman dropped another snow globe. FML

#2582009 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (38528) - you deserved it (1245)

On 06/03/2009 at 9:35pm - misc - by kilo1_13 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left for taking a piss. FML

#2569917 (203)

I agree, your life sucks (32939) - you deserved it (2783)

On 06/03/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by peeepeee. - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML

#2569005 (337)

I agree, your life sucks (51599) - you deserved it (3506)

On 06/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by doubleds (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I allowed my five-year old daughter to paint my fingernails during a living-room "picnic" we were having. A while later I got called back in to work for an emergency meeting. When I arrived at the meeting I noticed my fingernails were still neon-green. I am a 40-year old man. FML

#2565972 (300)

I agree, your life sucks (37949) - you deserved it (11351)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:40pm - kids - by psychortiz (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was visiting my in-laws and got a bad sunburn on the beach. I had to sleep topless due to the pain. I had shut and locked the door, but my husband woke up before me and left it ajar. Then, my father in-law came down stairs to wake me. He saw my completely uncovered breasts and grinned. FML

#2565767 (245)

I agree, your life sucks (39793) - you deserved it (4007)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by Mariena (woman) - United States (New York)