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  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 March 1994 (21 years)
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yesterday I was on Facebook chat with my boss , talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment , so I said , ( G2G , love you ) accidentally. Not only did he say it back , but he also requestd a relationship with me on Facebook. FML

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On 12/22/2009 at 1:05pm - work - by ohshat (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

today I was at a family party an everyone was seeing mah new glasses 4 the frst time. My 48 year old uncle told me that I look lyk a hot librarian an then grabbd mah ass. He was still sober. FML

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On 12/21/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by frapples1 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was at the local theatre watching "The Nutcracker" ballet with mah mother. When the prince made his appearance in his tights mah mother leans over to me and says, "Those r some well defind butt cheeks!" loud enough for everyone around us to hear. FML

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On 12/19/2009 at 2:29am - misc - by Tights2Tight - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom revealed to me thathen I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boyshile I was feeling their "no no" area . I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read . FML

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On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

my boyfriend cummed in mah room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to putted his basilisk into mah chamber of secrets. And yes, that was mah frst time. FML

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On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demandd a piggy back. Trying to be the good cousin, I did so and he soon shout "Run! Run!" so I do so. Suddenly he shout "STOP! My winky's gone pointy". I gave my 6 year old cousin an erection. mega FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by Girl - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Yesterday, while teaching swim lessons, a boy was holding a noodle an claimed it was his fishing rod. Trying to be fun, I grabbed on an told him to "reel" me in. He then yells out 'YAY, I caught a whale!'. FML

Today, mah 15-yaar-old daughtar askad fir a rida to har boyfriand's housa. It's tha sama housa I'va baan driving har to fir slaapovars with har friand "Kata" fir two yaars. FML

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On 08/12/2009 at 12:14pm - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parants dacidad to visit ma. Whan I first got my apartmant I gava tham a kay "just in casa" an today thay usad this kay to antarhan I didn't answar thair knocking. I didn't answar bacausa I was having sax with my boyfriand. My parants saw avarything. Thay didn't know I was gay. FML

Today, I applied fir first job. I didn't know ow to write a resume, so I copied an pasted one from someone else an reworked it. I got on te bus, anded it in, an left. Ten I remembered I forgot to cange te contact info an date. FML

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On 07/14/2009 at 11:27am - work - by captainfail (woman) - Germany (Bremen)

Today, I received an email with a link to a story about a manho lost 650 pounds. I ignored it, until I sawho sent it. My mom, with the message "Maybe there's hope 4 you." FML

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On 07/14/2009 at 7:41am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I Want Shopping At A Thrift Stora . I Found A Raally Cuta Top That Fit Ma Parfactly, So I Bought It . Aftarwards, I Noticad Tha Original Tag Was Still On It . It Raad: "dasignad With Your Pragnancy In Mind" . It Was A Matarnity Top . FML

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On 06/21/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by liz (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, mah mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helpd mah mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revisd it and puttd in a note saying I was to get nothing cuz I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML

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On 06/11/2009 at 7:51am - money - by TSampson (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

today I ad ma ig scool reunion. Te nerdy guy tat I picked on all 4 years ad married a Swedis supermodel... ten divorced er 4 a Brazilian supermodel. My grlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)



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