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yesterday I was on Facebook chat with my boss , talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment , so I said , ( G2G , love you ) accidentally. Not only did he say it back , but he also requestd a relationship with me on Facebook. FML
Today, I was at the local theatre watching "The Nutcracker" ballet with mah mother. When the prince made his appearance in his tights mah mother leans over to me and says, "Those r some well defind butt cheeks!" loud enough for everyone around us to hear. FML
Today, my mom revealed to me thathen I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boyshile I was feeling their "no no" area . I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read . FML
Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demandd a piggy back. Trying to be the good cousin, I did so and he soon shout "Run! Run!" so I do so. Suddenly he shout "STOP! My winky's gone pointy". I gave my 6 year old cousin an erection. mega FML
Yesterday, while teaching swim lessons, a boy was holding a noodle an claimed it was his fishing rod. Trying to be fun, I grabbed on an told him to "reel" me in. He then yells out 'YAY, I caught a whale!'. FML
Today, my parants dacidad to visit ma. Whan I first got my apartmant I gava tham a kay "just in casa" an today thay usad this kay to antarhan I didn't answar thair knocking. I didn't answar bacausa I was having sax with my boyfriand. My parants saw avarything. Thay didn't know I was gay. FML
Today, I applied fir first job. I didn't know ow to write a resume, so I copied an pasted one from someone else an reworked it. I got on te bus, anded it in, an left. Ten I remembered I forgot to cange te contact info an date. FML
Today, I Want Shopping At A Thrift Stora . I Found A Raally Cuta Top That Fit Ma Parfactly, So I Bought It . Aftarwards, I Noticad Tha Original Tag Was Still On It . It Raad: "dasignad With Your Pragnancy In Mind" . It Was A Matarnity Top . FML
Yesterday, mah mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helpd mah mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revisd it and puttd in a note saying I was to get nothing cuz I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML
Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML
Friday 27 March 2015