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Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

#20824961
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48141) - you deserved it (23141)

On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Today, I was reading in my apartment. Due to a heatwave and my lack of AC, I was completely naked. My cat jumped onto my lap, and as her claws dug into my stomach, I recoiled. This caused her to retreat, clawing at my nether regions in the process. My pussy mauled my pussy. FML

#20810087
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52948) - you deserved it (12077)

On 07/29/2013 at 5:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML

#20796032
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60505) - you deserved it (4399)

On 07/21/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by notenoughunderwearintheworld (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

Today, I received a text from my dad, which was borderline-incomprehensible due to an insane amount of text language. I replied, jokingly asked if he had a stroke while writing it. A few seconds after hitting send, I remembered the stroke he suffered last month. FML

#20777593
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20614) - you deserved it (50067)

On 07/12/2013 at 12:35pm - misc - by hellbound (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

#20775203
77 comments

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On 07/10/2013 at 11:04pm - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML

#20773595
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76313) - you deserved it (3864)

On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while at a concert, I stepped into a restroom to use my nasal spray since my allergies were acting up. Apparently, someone thought that I had been snorting coke in the stall. I was escorted outside and had to wait for the cops until I could explain everything. I missed the headliner. FML

#20677338
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44315) - you deserved it (3159)

On 05/21/2013 at 7:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my cousin thought it would be funny to make copies of my house keys and give it to random people on the street. I live alone and work a 12 hour shift daily. FML

#20657611
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51427) - you deserved it (3284)

On 05/12/2013 at 12:09am - misc - by Baikal - Singapore

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

#20645479
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90251) - you deserved it (5657)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)

Today, I was tutoring a band member. Whenever I ask him to play a D or any D scale, he stops just to snicker and say, "Ha ha. D." He still sucks. I hate his guts. FML

#20620228
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37943) - you deserved it (5118)

On 04/25/2013 at 3:55am - work - by justgivemethed - United States (California)

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

#19832174
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29297) - you deserved it (3073)

On 06/23/2012 at 1:17am - misc - by blah56 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a little girl walked up to me at Target and asked me what my name was. I smiled and told her my name was Kristen. She looked at the skirt I was wearing and said, "Kristen, can you wear pants tomorrow?" FML

#19737543
135 comments

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On 06/05/2012 at 7:56am - work - by whattdafuuukkkk (woman) - United States

Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML

#19522114
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38682) - you deserved it (2890)

On 04/24/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over for dinner for the first time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML

#19465353
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35491) - you deserved it (6958)

On 04/14/2012 at 7:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)



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