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Today, my cousin thought it would be funny to make copies of my house keys and give it to random people on the street. I live alone and work a 12 hour shift daily. FML

#20657611
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50213) - you deserved it (3188)

On 05/12/2013 at 12:09am - misc - by Baikal - Singapore

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

#20645479
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87996) - you deserved it (5510)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)

Today, I was tutoring a band member. Whenever I ask him to play a D or any D scale, he stops just to snicker and say, "Ha ha. D." He still sucks. I hate his guts. FML

#20620228
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37705) - you deserved it (5104)

On 04/25/2013 at 3:55am - work - by justgivemethed - United States (California)

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

#19832174
196 comments

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On 06/23/2012 at 1:17am - misc - by blah56 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a little girl walked up to me at Target and asked me what my name was. I smiled and told her my name was Kristen. She looked at the skirt I was wearing and said, "Kristen, can you wear pants tomorrow?" FML

#19737543
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20150) - you deserved it (5907)

On 06/05/2012 at 7:56am - work - by whattdafuuukkkk (woman) - United States

Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML

#19522114
252 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over for dinner for the first time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML

#19465353
26 comments

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On 04/14/2012 at 7:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

#19291584
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35236) - you deserved it (2658)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:53am - misc - by Taylor Easley - United States (California)

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

#18765651
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13210) - you deserved it (49124)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
324 comments

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On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30414) - you deserved it (5175) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML

#15932020
197 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Israel

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

#15817034
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42301) - you deserved it (8248)

On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to a haunted show restaurant. I needed the toilet badly, but they were inside the building, which could only be gotten to via a ghost train. The footage of me peeing myself in terror on the train was played on a big screen inside, in front of a crowd of onlookers. FML

#15039071
94 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML

#14669069
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27127) - you deserved it (6030)

On 01/22/2011 at 12:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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