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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 February 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 177
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BagelTheOtaku : greetings plebs. I am your mighty ruler. Bow before my me.

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Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML


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On 05/07/2014 at 5:25pm - misc - by I suck :( (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was told that I don't meet the minimum requirements for a job I applied for. I currently hold the same job, at the same facility, but just wanted a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualified for the job I've had for 2 and a half years. FML


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On 04/21/2013 at 6:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my mom found a box full of stuff she had been looking for. She starts going through it and finds baby pictures of my sister and I as well as pictures of the cats. She puts my baby pictures back in the box and closes the lid. The cat pictures are now hanging in her living room. FML


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