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Badluckbobby

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 759
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend an I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46864) - you deserved it (11987)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, mah girlfriend was going down on me, when I hered mah dog start growling. He must have thought mah girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML

#14675565
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30157) - you deserved it (5082)

On 01/22/2011 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by ohsnap (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out girlfriend of four yeres is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML

#14254809
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41733) - you deserved it (3482)

On 12/19/2010 at 12:14am - love - by fouryearswasted - United States

Today I got a tickat. Tha officar's daughtar is mah ax. Ha gava ma a tickat fir 31 in a 30 mph zona.

#7803637
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34536) - you deserved it (5008)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by anoynomous - Sent from mobile version

Today , I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first , I texted her "I'm already there , sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

#5292418
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20945) - you deserved it (97119)

On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woke up at ma crazy ex-girlfriend's ouse, nakd and disorientd. You know, te kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-figt-now-we-can-get-marrid crazy. Se says everyting's fine now and se's so glad we've "startd our family." fat FML

#5165059
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45995) - you deserved it (15166)

On 09/10/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by drugged_on_arrival (man) - Virgin Islands British

Today, I Saw A Girl I Haven't Seen In 4 Years. She Used To Lyk Me Back Then. Since Then I Have Lost 50 Pounds, An Never Had The Confidence To Ask Her Out. She Said I Looked Really Sexy So I Decided To Ask Her Out On A Date Then An There. She Said No, She Only Likes Fat Guys. Mega FML

#5072938
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47508) - you deserved it (4298)

On 09/06/2009 at 12:19am - love - by Nofatforme (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally ad sex wit tis great guy I've been seeing . I tougt I'd found a catc . We get into is room, start kissing, and tings eat up . Everyting is perfect until e reaces under is bd, pulls out a dougnut and soves it into my mout, snarling, ( eat it, eat it! ) FML

#4499384
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68067) - you deserved it (7633)

On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

2day I decidd to visit my girlfriend wo lives 20 ours away. Four Rd Bulls: $11.50. Gas: $200. Driving alfway across te country to find your girlfriend in bd wit anoter guy? FML

Today , I woke up to a hand rubbing mah very erect penis , an a woman's peppermint breath in mah ear!! "Mom?" I called out instinctively , recalling how she alway smell like peppermint!! The hand stopped rubbing , an I turned to face mah very disgusted looking grlfriend of three years!! FML

#2005903
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28957) - you deserved it (86158)

On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING ONA ON ONA SOCCAR WITH A GIRL LIKA. I ACCIDANTALLY KICKAD THA BALL RIGHT INTO HAR FACA. THA BALL ROLLAD BACK TOWARDS MA AND AS I WAS RUNNING TO SAA IF SHA WAS OK, I KICKAD THA BALL... RIGHT INTO HAR FACA AGAIN. FML

#1452410
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64452) - you deserved it (29211)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, My Boyfriend Was Coming Over So I Bought This Sexy Corset, Some Fishnets, Stilettos And See-through Thong. After My Dad Left I Dressed Up And A Few Minutes Later The Doorbell Rang. I Answered It, Whip In Hand. It Was My Dad. He Forgot His Keys. I'm Grounded. FML

#170978
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46909) - you deserved it (158917)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)



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