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by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up window appeared on the station's computer. Of all the possible sounds that could have played, it was a girl screaming in pleasure. It went out live on air. FML
by djfail / 09/01/2011 at 1:56pm / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy
by fartmaster / 04/22/2009 at 3:10pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
- Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get… Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to… Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to…