Bad1z

Search for a member

Offline (the 09/04/2014 at 1:43pm)

Bad1z

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 March 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1854
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

Bad1z's page activity

Visits<b>bbenedict</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 12:19pm<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 9:10pm<b>sh07</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 1:04pm<b>taylorbrown97</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 3:44pm<b>sharpie2434</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 10:15am<b>liammarkowitz</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 10:37pm<b>lewis_de_man</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 7:52am<b>EmmaMK</b> - the 12/11/2013 at 2:03pm<b>Welshite</b> - the 12/11/2013 at 7:05am<b>mLove395</b> - the 10/05/2013 at 8:41am<b>MirandaShaee</b> - the 10/04/2013 at 11:45pm<b>graceinsheepwear</b> - the 10/04/2013 at 5:41pm<b>Crystal55621</b> - the 08/25/2013 at 6:24pm<b>Saone</b> - the 08/23/2013 at 4:00am<b>Chiara92</b> - the 08/09/2013 at 8:58am<b>KhrystallDaBest</b> - the 06/29/2013 at 5:06pm<b>DividableByZero</b> - the 05/30/2013 at 12:28am<b>isminit</b> - the 05/11/2013 at 11:36am

Bad1z's FML badges

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of Bad1z's badges

Bad1z's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids

Today, I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up window appeared on the station's computer. Of all the possible sounds that could have played, it was a girl screaming in pleasure. It went out live on air. FML

by djfail / 09/01/2011 at 1:56pm / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

by fartmaster / 04/22/2009 at 3:10pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy