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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 November 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2921
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Baconman345 : I'm a pretty random guy sometimes...I love hockey. Going to Boston College. Enough said

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Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

#17188929
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43455) - you deserved it (3561)

On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54598) - you deserved it (9316)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

#17094831
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42770) - you deserved it (3588)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

#17026293
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29553) - you deserved it (5015)

On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I had a customer scream, rant, and bitch me out because the pictures she took with her own camera came out blurry. My manager took her side. FML

#17010125
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32950) - you deserved it (2417)

On 07/07/2011 at 2:23am - work - by photo grunt - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31458) - you deserved it (5351)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

#16980115
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31711) - you deserved it (7568)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States

Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML

#16970335
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37508) - you deserved it (2602)

On 07/04/2011 at 5:11am - animals - by oopsies - United States

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10222) - you deserved it (43085)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32261) - you deserved it (3127)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML

#16830734
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25609) - you deserved it (11331)

On 06/24/2011 at 5:57am - health - by chaoticnh - Austria

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

#16791372
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33949) - you deserved it (2676)

On 06/22/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by ifmlftw - United States (Michigan)

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

#16758524
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14725) - you deserved it (35335)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

#16616782
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44162) - you deserved it (3628)

On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

#16577754
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41665) - you deserved it (5473)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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