Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Baconman345

Search for a member

Baconman345

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 November 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2487
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Baconman345 : I'm a pretty random guy sometimes...I love hockey. Going to Boston College. Enough said

Baconman345's page activity

Visits<b>justinccp</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 4:40am<b>NandaPanda</b> - the 02/08/2014 at 6:45pm<b>alexmac222</b> - the 12/08/2013 at 4:33pm<b>rabidunicorn</b> - the 08/21/2013 at 10:18pm<b>nerdtron430</b> - the 07/16/2013 at 12:27pm<b>ohishkabibble</b> - the 07/10/2013 at 12:57am<b>dm22</b> - the 06/14/2013 at 4:57pm<b>amaranth22</b> - the 02/21/2013 at 9:41pm<b>TheBrochure</b> - the 02/11/2013 at 5:44pm<b>TheGreatCat</b> - the 02/11/2013 at 4:18pm<b>UnicornFarts</b> - the 02/11/2013 at 3:55pm<b>Trollx</b> - the 02/11/2013 at 1:55pm<b>SeaMonkey87</b> - the 02/11/2013 at 1:53pm<b>lissa_jade</b> - the 02/11/2013 at 1:02pm<b>juwood</b> - the 01/07/2013 at 8:07am<b>Ohsix</b> - the 01/07/2013 at 1:38am<b>feefifofumxx</b> - the 01/07/2013 at 1:31am<b>SillyGirl4602</b> - the 01/07/2013 at 12:40am

Baconman345's FML badges

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Back from a party

An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

See all of Baconman345's badges

Baconman345's favorite FMLs

Today, in a desperate bid to avoid going to the doctor, my young son ran into and hid inside a cactus garden. I had to drag him out. FML

#17758284
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21604) - you deserved it (2440)

On 09/16/2011 at 3:26pm - kids - by Chandler - United States

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

#17719852
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13148) - you deserved it (59173)

On 09/11/2011 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by Extended_desktop (man) - Poland

Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 am and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML

#17715363
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30732) - you deserved it (2927)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by 5.9Cummins (woman) - Canada

Today, my dad met my fiancé's dad for the first time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested my dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML

#17691759
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34413) - you deserved it (2571)

On 09/07/2011 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by lolomg (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I was on a train when we hit and killed a person. We were stalled for 4 hours. The guy sitting next to me asked what I did for a living, so I told him that I'm a vet tech. Then he showed me his infected elbow. FML

#17620376
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26716) - you deserved it (3444)

On 08/30/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML

#17607153
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27540) - you deserved it (7775)

On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

#17589386
676 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30121) - you deserved it (49122)

On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would have his approval. His drunken friends nodded in agreement. FML

#17588509
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30495) - you deserved it (2799)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Alexis - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML

#17584476
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30045) - you deserved it (3207)

On 08/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by christine brown - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

#17508595
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37682) - you deserved it (3002)

On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

#17458169
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23541) - you deserved it (4654)

On 08/13/2011 at 6:22am - animals - by Ellencrazee (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

#17448380
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25867) - you deserved it (2534)

On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

#17438897
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46547) - you deserved it (4853)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML

#17436824
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11676) - you deserved it (51132)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, while walking on the sidewalk, someone hit me with their car. They yelled at me for being in their way. FML

#17426296
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31768) - you deserved it (2954)

On 08/10/2011 at 3:22am - misc - by TheKunitzShow14 - United States (Pennsylvania)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #2: In slow-moving hell
  • It was once a dream, now it’s come true. We’re at the place that was allocated months ago for preprogrammed, enforced holiday fun time. We’ve put on some cargo shorts, slipped on some of those…

Wednesday 13 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: