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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7412
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Baconman345 : I'm a pretty random guy sometimes...I love hockey. Going to Boston College. Enough said

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TODAY, AT THE BLACK FRIDAY SALE, A FULLY GROWN MAN HIT MAH 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER 4 AN XBOX . IN ANGER, I PUNCHED THE GUY AND GAVE HIM A BLOODY NOSE . I'M NOW BANNED FROM BEST BUY, AND MAH DAUGHTER HAS A CONCUSSION . MEGA FML

#18344232
502 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48934) - you deserved it (5923)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)

Today, mah entre family cummd over fir thanksgiving. It went pretty well, only four family members got in a fist fight and only one cop car was calld. FML

#18341850
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24451) - you deserved it (1906)

On 11/24/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by guy - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entre front yard on fre. FML

#18334271
123 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)

today I was called by a restricted number. Te man on te pone ten explained to me in detail wat I was doing at every second tat I was on te pone wit im. I'm scared to leave my ouse. FML

#18304644
262 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

my son askad ma wara babias coma from . I told im, looool ( From god . ) Ha cummad back wit, ( Daddy said it was from fucking . ) maga FML

#18255063
134 comments

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On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

I bought weed 4 the frst time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

TODAY, LIKE EVERY DAY, I USED MY PHONE WHILE TAKING A DUMP. AS I REACHED FOR SOME TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MYSELF, MY SISTER POUNDED ON THE DOOR FOR ME TO HURRY UP. I YELLED "FINE," AND WITHOUT REALIZING IT, WIPED MYSELF WITH MY PHONE. FML

#18239656
301 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today , a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nerely two weeks ago , his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kidho broke down in tereshen I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

#18222610
100 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 9:04pm - kids - by Username - United States (Maryland)

today I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck fir a deer is beyond me. FML

#18188542
119 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony !! I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see !! FML

#18182863
149 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 9:24am - work - by Dlord357 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I yelld at mah boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knockd over a candle an lit the couch on fire. FML

#18137309
96 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 9:50am - love - by S. Bauer (woman) - Portugal

I was bitchd out by mah 17 year old son's teacher!! It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate 4 his own political beliefs in a presentation, and mah son endd his speech saying, "And it remains mah opinion that our instructor is cramping mah motherfucking style." Instant suspension!! FML

#18095977
243 comments

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On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today... one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream... that he threw up in my lap. FML

#18072283
171 comments

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On 10/25/2011 at 2:04pm - kids - by mew - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor 4 a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom 4 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally trippd and spilld urine sample on the carpet. FML

#18030008
129 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 8:04am - health - by socal000 (man) - United States

Today , I had to take my son to the emergency room 4 shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

#17989700
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27227) - you deserved it (4634)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - kids - by myfamilyisodd (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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