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  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 November 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Back_In_Action : So many idiots, so little time...

I like music, playing Pokemon and washing dishes.

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Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop killa" on the side of my car. It won't come off. FML

#16384217
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37574) - you deserved it (2859)

On 05/28/2011 at 8:46am - misc - by mperh - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33043) - you deserved it (14664)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML

#16092460
525 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19601) - you deserved it (66222)

On 05/08/2011 at 3:21pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML

#16061392
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29437) - you deserved it (14170)

On 05/05/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by liynda - Canada

Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML

#16061392
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29437) - you deserved it (14170)

On 05/05/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by liynda - Canada

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31034) - you deserved it (11505)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of 4 months obsessing over that shithead. FML

#15872147
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14180) - you deserved it (58826)

On 04/21/2011 at 10:44am - love - by EmDa (woman) - India

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37104) - you deserved it (31464)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been put on it. The doctor told me the only way to fix it was to have me circumcised. My mum laughed, then asked him if he had a magnifying lens to do it. FML

#15000318
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37698) - you deserved it (4424)

On 02/16/2011 at 7:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got a second notice from the mailman that my mail would not be delivered because of the pile of ice a plow had pushed in front of my mailbox. After getting the first notice, I'd spent an hour in the cold busting up the ice with a pick to clear a path. He put both notices in my mailbox. FML

#14994947
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24257) - you deserved it (2413)

On 02/15/2011 at 9:40pm - misc - by K (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML

#14955140
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23546) - you deserved it (4827)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML

#14939182
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8373) - you deserved it (49307)

On 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by shredded - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

#14909703
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51362) - you deserved it (13547)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write for my English class. It was a restraining order. FML

#14908129
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30061) - you deserved it (7049)

On 02/09/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by PrestonW -



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