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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6916
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BabyDacey : my name is Dacey & fame is my game
dont hate, because thats not cute.[=
I just turned 16.
all my pictures are me..
i love to chat
i dont bite.... hard :P
so hit me up? (:

~you visit my profile? I'll visit yours~

*ive always have this account but i just got the iphone so im gonna start using fml. baha:P*

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BabyDacey's favorite FMLs

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML


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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was in the car with my 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to "get it up!" so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, "You're too old for me, but I'll get it up for her!" FML


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On 02/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (29339) - you deserved it (3818)

On 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by pussystroker (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML


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On 08/29/2009 at 12:46pm - health - by mommy_issues (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (67430) - you deserved it (16985)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my husband and kids celebrated my 50th birthday. I turned 47. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62731) - you deserved it (3690)

On 07/22/2009 at 7:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy that included dinner, pool and pretty good conversation. Around Midnight he yawned and said the beer was making him sleepy, so he took me home. I wasn't tired so I changed and went out with some friends... and saw him on the dance floor. FML


Today, my mom and sister both told me that they don't like when I come visit with my boyfriend. They love my boyfriend and think he's great, it's me they have a problem with. FML


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On 04/03/2009 at 2:40pm - misc - by littleone37 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML


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On 04/02/2009 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML


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On 01/26/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Timmy - Sent from mobile version

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