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BabyDacey

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6411
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BabyDacey : my name is Dacey & fame is my game
dont hate, because thats not cute.[=
I just turned 16.
all my pictures are me..
myspace.com/babydacey
i love to chat
i dont bite.... hard :P
so hit me up? (:

~you visit my profile? I'll visit yours~

*ive always have this account but i just got the iphone so im gonna start using fml. baha:P*

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BabyDacey's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

#12438405
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30395) - you deserved it (8140)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while eating dinner, a car alarm went off outside for 15 minutes and was driving me crazy, until I realized it was my car. FML

#12425541
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7708) - you deserved it (32086)

On 08/10/2010 at 2:07am - misc - by clu - United States (Illinois)

Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML

#12424565
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36420) - you deserved it (3898)

On 08/10/2010 at 1:19am - misc - by dammit (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

#12408550
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40710) - you deserved it (13274)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML

#12406299
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7707) - you deserved it (28208)

On 08/09/2010 at 4:29am - work - by Fml24609 - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring at my ass, so I smiled at him. My mother noticed he was checking my ass out, and she approached him and said "I know she has a big ass, but it's rude to stare, son." FML

#12405087
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39313) - you deserved it (4935)

On 08/09/2010 at 3:07am - intimacy - by hard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to call the number a cute guy had scribbled onto a napkin and given to me. I was greeted by, "Hello, this is Dr. Allen's office." Surprised, because I didn't remember his name being anything close to Allen, I asked who Dr. Allen was. She's a psychologist. FML

#12371102
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26536) - you deserved it (5122)

On 08/07/2010 at 1:10pm - misc - by TRalalla (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

#12353500
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35759) - you deserved it (3552)

On 08/06/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by shitpile - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail. I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty followed by the bed springs bouncing for 3 minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

#12337328
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23261) - you deserved it (37326)

On 08/05/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by JDLAX1924 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

#12304644
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28047) - you deserved it (8055)

On 08/04/2010 at 4:28am - work - by Ploeboi (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

#12300042
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50051) - you deserved it (8300)

On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML

#12266634
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40224) - you deserved it (4661)

On 08/02/2010 at 1:55pm - love - by hAHAha Halo (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, while at work I tripped and fell in the pool while moving a waste basket. I nearly drowned and had to be saved. I don't know which is worse the fact that I nearly drowned or the fact that I'm a lifeguard. FML

#12236841
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25703) - you deserved it (11825)

On 08/01/2010 at 12:23am - work - by lifeguard down - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML

#12183114
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26507) - you deserved it (8428)

On 07/29/2010 at 6:56am - misc - by Andre - United States (Indiana)

Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML

#11923673
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32746) - you deserved it (16817)

On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)



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