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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 April 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1750
  • Number of comments : 128
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2day mah son trid to swat a fly with a hammer . Our apartment walls r now litterd with dents and holes . FML

#19581531
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21749) - you deserved it (4255)

On 05/06/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by flustered (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, it was snowing, and the campus lookd just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joind by a girlho lookd fascinatd as well, so I decidd to make small talk. She noddd, smild wistfully, and said, ( There's herpes in the air today. looool ) big fat FML

#19525973
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24038) - you deserved it (2700)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today,ile running in te park, I noticd some ducks in a pond . I stoppd to look at tem and began quacking at tem, to see if tey would react . Tis would ave been OK ad I been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just ow loud I was quacking . Wit people all around . FML

#19449312
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8200) - you deserved it (32005)

On 04/11/2012 at 11:39am - animals - by Quackers (woman) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, I WAS WASING DISES WEN I PICKED UP A PLATE AN SAW A UGE SPIDER. TRYING TO BE NICE, I TOOK TE PLATE OUTSIDE AN TRIED TO GENTLY PUS TE SPIDER OFF. TE WIND BLEW IT INTO EYE. FML

#19164002
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28368) - you deserved it (5134)

On 02/25/2012 at 10:13pm - misc - by baconandkittens (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I Came Back From A Holiday And The Friend Who'd Been Looking After My Cats Returned My Spare Key. When I Wanted To Put Some Relaxing Music On, I Noticed That He'd Switched Most Of My CDs Around In Their Cases. I Have Over A Thousand Of Them. Very Funny, Thanks. FML

#19148327
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21731) - you deserved it (4084)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:52pm - misc - by Veryfunny (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I Took Grandmother 4 A Spin In New Car. Apparently, She Had No Idea That Seat-warmers Exist And That Hers Was Turned On, Cuz Fifteen Minutes Into The Ride She Started Shouting, "My Ass Is On Fire!" Causing Me To Swerve Into A Pole. Big Fat FML

#19099160
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25819) - you deserved it (6912)

On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

Today I ad a tecnical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to elp te patient defecate but my opening sentence cummed out as: "Hello I'm Jan. I'm ere to elp you take a sit." FML

#19030539
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20742) - you deserved it (9334)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today...ila I was paacafully slaaping... I falt a and suddanly slap ma foraaad. Tan fingars bagan to prass against ma mout... tan nosa... tan ayas. I finally woka up to ma grlfriand lauging ystarically. Sa'd confusad ma wit ar clock-radio. big fat FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27337) - you deserved it (3403) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, ( what were you reaching for? ) FML

#13940137
134 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by reesemaster (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was watching TV with grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on stomach as mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me 4 bieng a pervert 4 an hour,hile grandpa sat and chuckled. mega FML

#13180631
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36098) - you deserved it (4115)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

#12753768
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13753) - you deserved it (47954)

On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day I had to catch a shuttla bus . I awoka to tha sound of a car horn . I ran out in my boxars an saw a bus taka off down tha road . I chasad it, thinking I had missad my bus . I raalizad I hadn't only whan I saw frightanad kids in tha back of tha bus . FML

#8751170
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7248) - you deserved it (19626)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - work - by militiousroflcopter (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster instead of dying it bites yur testicles. real FML

#8742333
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9929) - you deserved it (38554)

On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

Today , I went to move mah girlfriend's car. I faild to notice that the snow packd under the front bumper is actually ice. After a bit of struggle I managd to move the car. The bumper , however , is now a separate entity. FML

#8580764
69 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 2:56am - misc - by Good_old_Grim (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today , I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man , your a fast cashier , I lyk my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond , so not thinking , I quickly said , "Yeah , me too." FML

#8565371
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24643) - you deserved it (6712)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)



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