[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Babushka_Homyak

Search for a member

Babushka_Homyak
  • Town/Country : St. Petersburg, Russia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 April 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 877
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Babushka_Homyak's last visitors

Freezelmc94Zebrasofa13meteor_streamfthkuspyder1588GDIalexcapricazRedPillSucksbdsternesweet_candy_

Babushka_Homyak's FML badges

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

See all of Babushka_Homyak's badges

Babushka_Homyak's favorite FMLs

Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML

#19581531 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (5698) - you deserved it (1014)

On 05/06/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by flustered (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML

#19525973 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (5133) - you deserved it (587)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML

#19449312 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (1869) - you deserved it (8178)

On 04/11/2012 at 11:39am - animals - by Quackers (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML

#19164002 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (21246) - you deserved it (3451)

On 02/25/2012 at 10:13pm - misc - by baconandkittens (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I came back from a holiday and the friend who'd been looking after my cats returned my spare key. When I wanted to put some relaxing music on, I noticed that he'd switched most of my CDs around in their cases. I have over a thousand of them. Very funny, thanks. FML

#19148327 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (6230) - you deserved it (2713)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:52pm - misc - by Veryfunny (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

#19099160 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (18089) - you deserved it (4828)

On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML

#19030539 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (14084) - you deserved it (6492)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

#18814667 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (18690) - you deserved it (2251) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "what were you reaching for?" FML

#13940137 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (19866) - you deserved it (6903)

On 11/22/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by reesemaster (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was watching tv with my grandpa, and he stops flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote lands on my stomach as my mom and grandma walk in the door. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

#13180631 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (27530) - you deserved it (2970)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

#12753768 (346)

I agree, your life sucks (10489) - you deserved it (34248)

On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

#8751170 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (4771) - you deserved it (12052)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - work - by militiousroflcopter (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

#8742333 (302)

I agree, your life sucks (6645) - you deserved it (25762)

On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

Today, I went to move my girlfriend's car. I failed to notice that the snow packed under the front bumper is actually ice. After a bit of struggle I managed to move the car. The bumper, however, is now a separate entity. FML

#8580764 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (11676) - you deserved it (4251)

On 02/23/2010 at 2:56am - misc - by Good_old_Grim (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

#8565371 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (17610) - you deserved it (4990)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)



Your account

Sign up - Password?
→ Illustrated FMLs
→ The blog
+ FML, the follow-up
↓ Categories

FML's blog

05/15/2012

The whole blog

Switch to FML for visually impaired

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2012 by