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  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 December 1996 (17 years)
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Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

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On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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On 01/01/2013 at 5:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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84 comments

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On 12/16/2012 at 7:58pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML

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On 06/26/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

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On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)



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