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Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML
by fredo / 03/19/2013 at 8:31am / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
by soontobesingle / 03/19/2013 at 7:30am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, my department found out that we're getting a new supervisor for the third time this month. I joked about how we're like "the foster kid nobody wants." One of my coworkers burst into tears and ran off. I later found out that she had been a foster child and never once had a stable home. FML
by Luke / 03/19/2013 at 5:59am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, it's my third night of finally living on my own in a house. I can't count the number of times I have run to my knife and pepper spray after hearing "suspicious" sounds. Maybe I'm not ready to be an adult after all. FML
by nearly20yetasfearfulasatoddlerhavingnightmares / 03/19/2013 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working in childcare, we went to a farm so the kids could see how things worked. They started showing off prize winning cattle and when they bought out "Miss Stacey", the kids lost their shit. My name is Miss Stacey. FML
by seriously! / 03/19/2013 at 1:00am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by lanz4949 / 03/19/2013 at 12:40am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by amberrenee91 / 03/18/2013 at 11:29pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I had an interview for a job I really wanted. On my resume, I wrote that I speak conversational Spanish, although I don't. When I arrived for the interview, my interviewer decided to conduct it in Spanish. FML
by nohablaespanol / 03/18/2013 at 7:42pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by inconnue / 03/18/2013 at 6:34pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Love
by thisentiretime... / 03/18/2013 at 4:30pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by Maggie / 03/18/2013 at 3:38pm / United States / Love
Today, I woke up with a giant red rash all over my face, so puffed up that I could hardly open my eyes. The doctor said it was probably from some of the compounds found in most makeup. I'm just getting into theatre and have auditions coming up. FML
by Anonymous / 03/18/2013 at 2:42pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by chickenmcnuggetgirl / 03/18/2013 at 2:10pm / Ireland (Meath) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that from now on during sex, I have to be on top at all times, saying I need the exercise more than him. As offensive as this was, I was actually happy because he's crap on top. FML
by Ann / 03/18/2013 at 10:36am / United States / Intimacy
Today, after three years with my boyfriend hardly ever going to any social or public event with me due to his social anxiety, I got to witness him improve his flirting skills on every girl available at his house party. FML
by social anxiety my a** / 03/18/2013 at 10:17am / Switzerland (Zurich) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, I learned the hard way that when a pierced, tattooed, and otherwise extremely stereotypical… Today, it's the first day of my two-week stay at my in-laws' house. They forbid drinking, smoking,… Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecologist exam online. He asked me to…
- Today, I went to the Eiffel Tower with my boyfriend. We’d been talking about getting married for a… Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked… Today, things were getting steamy with my boyfriend. For once, I tried to be more vocal to turn him…