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by WTFLY / 03/23/2013 at 4:17am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by SierraDiaz2097 / 03/23/2013 at 1:44am / United States (Mississippi) / Love
by nraecher / 03/23/2013 at 12:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my grandson visited me, and asked if I had any pictures of myself from when I was a little girl. I happily looked for a few photos to give him, asking what had piqued his curiosity. He replied that he wanted some for a presentation he's doing on the Middle Ages. FML
by Anonymous / 03/22/2013 at 9:19pm / France (Lorraine) / Miscellaneous
Today, my psycho abstinence-only sex ed teacher claimed condoms give 50% protection at most against pregnancy. I couldn't help but correct her. She apologized for her "mistake", saying, "It's just that we're not ALL sluts, Kara." Now everyone thinks I'm a raging whore. FML
by Anonymous / 03/22/2013 at 8:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, on Facebook, I mentioned that I'd just finished reading the novel Pet Sematary. Two hours later, I'd lost two friends and my boyfriend, after they commented "learn to spell, dumbass", "u illiterate fucker", and "well, I'm not dating you for your brains, am I?" I hate humanity. FML
by Anonymous / 03/22/2013 at 8:02pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/22/2013 at 7:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by sickness and health my sphincter / 03/22/2013 at 5:53pm / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
by Anonymous / 03/22/2013 at 3:15pm / Italy (Calabria) / Health
Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML
by wowthanksworld / 03/22/2013 at 11:42am / United States / Transportation
by stankness / 03/22/2013 at 11:01am / United States / Work
Today, my grandmother has been complaining that I spend too much on food, so I started cooking food from scratch. I happily showed her my recipe book and encouraged her to try a few. She then mocked me for wasting time by not buying frozen food. FML
by Anonymous / 03/22/2013 at 6:49am / United States / Money
Today, I finally built up the courage to quit my job. I waited an hour to speak to the boss; I finally sat down with her, and she told me I had to be let go because I'm not "reliable enough." The only time I missed work was when I had the stomach flu. I was fired before I could even quit. FML
by Anonymous / 03/22/2013 at 2:13am / United States / Work
by XoxoChula / 03/22/2013 at 1:41am / United States / Miscellaneous
by eww. / 03/22/2013 at 1:28am / Australia / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…
- Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself.… Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I… Today, my aunt borrowed my favorite shirt. Don't worry, she returned it. Complete with jizz stains.…