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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 20776
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BVBfan : Hey. I'm Trina. I love reading FML. I'm a 17 year old girl and pretty friendly. I love ppl who are sarcastic on here like perdix and docbastard. :)

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Today I Walked In On Mah Roommate Trying To Smoke A Mars Bar. FML

#19737308
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19792) - you deserved it (2232)

On 06/05/2012 at 5:03am - misc - by holyshart - United States

yesterdayhile I was on stage dancing fir a competition dress rehearsal, mah top fell off, exposing mah breasts . I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it . That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

#19737125
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24132) - you deserved it (2681)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:27am - misc - by KenzFell (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now looool refers to all mah female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

#19736092
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32291) - you deserved it (2862)

On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, ( Don't worry, kitty. One day, u and I... we will rule. ) mega FML

#19734981
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27175) - you deserved it (2846)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" mega FML

#19734660
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30774) - you deserved it (6283)

On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 24-yaar-old brotar triad to convinca ma tat Hogwarts is raal, cuz tara is no way a parson could ava writtan tat basad on imagination. My parants agraad wit im. FML

#19731019
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26872) - you deserved it (4013)

On 06/04/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by nanall - United States

TODAY... I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH MIGRAINES. ANY LOUD SOUND OR BRIGHT LIGHT MAKE IT WORSE. I'M THE DRUMMER FIR A HEAVY METAL BAND... SO I NOW HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN REALLY BAD MIGRAINE OR A CAREER. MEGA FML

#19727827
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26456) - you deserved it (4160)

On 06/03/2012 at 5:23pm - health - by Former Drummer - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was oparating on a young girl, whan sha bagan to awakan during tha surgary. Wa quickly put har back undar, of coursa, but now I'm tarrifiad that sha'll ramambar my profusa cursing and gat ma in tha shit with my curmudgaonly killjoy of a boss. maga FML

#19727538
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21914) - you deserved it (10207)

On 06/03/2012 at 4:27pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, in a parking lot, a girl cummd up to our car and startd to knock on te window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe tat I don't know er. FML

#19726144
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27643) - you deserved it (2076)

On 06/03/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by Apissedoffguy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at a wedding!! After videotaping te ceremony fir a few minutes, my memory was full!! I went to delete anoter video!! I accidentally playd te loudest video I ad!! No one was looking at te bride or groom anymore!! FML

#19722666
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18972) - you deserved it (8510)

On 06/02/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by dream1334 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , on the bright side , my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately , this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML

#19722662
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25251) - you deserved it (2777)

On 06/02/2012 at 7:25pm - health - by must.not.itch. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents 4 the frst time. mega FML

#19720513
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22352) - you deserved it (2092)

On 06/02/2012 at 11:34am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today.. . I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper . FML

#19720443
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15017) - you deserved it (38411)

On 06/02/2012 at 11:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Tadayhen I was ordering pizza, I got a text from mah mom saying ( I love you ). When the man thanked me I accidentally said, ( I love you too. ) fat FML

#19719938
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23642) - you deserved it (4806)

On 06/02/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by lol112 - United States (New Jersey)

Taday I Said To Mah Boyfriend That He Makes The Same Noises When He Smells Bacon As He Does When We Have Sex . Now Everytime We Have Sex He Whispers "Bacon..." In Mah Ear . Fat FML

#19719748
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15096) - you deserved it (28553)

On 06/02/2012 at 6:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)



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