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Today, thanks to an idiotic, "hilariously edgy" advert that screened in the very early evening, my 6-year-old son keeps repeating the phrase "I want a vasectomy" to everyone he sees. I've never received so many dirty looks in my life. FML
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On 05/31/2013 at 6:25pm - kids - by theybitchaboutgnomesbutnotthis?? (man) - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML
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On 05/31/2013 at 2:47pm - misc - by whyme - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my mom has gone completely insane and insists we only flush the toilet or wash our hands at the start or end of the day, "to save on bills." My young sister thinks it's the best idea ever. My mom makes our food, and my sister just loves to touch everyone's faces. FML
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On 05/31/2013 at 2:00pm - health - by nightbirdblue (woman) - United States
Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look "natural." I think I'm going to hell. FML
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On 05/31/2013 at 10:59am - animals - by fuckshitcockwaffle (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I visited my grandma. Shortly after I arrived, she freaked out after finding a "snake" in her closet. It was a rubber snake that my brother must have put there yesterday as a prank. I picked it up and told her it was fake. She then yelled at me for playing such a disgusting prank on her. FML
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On 05/31/2013 at 9:54am - misc - by cantwin (man) - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)
Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML
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On 05/31/2013 at 12:28am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML
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On 05/31/2013 at 12:20am - love - by wtf mom - United States (California)
Today, I had to set parental controls on my iPad so my dad couldn't watch dirty videos on Youtube. FML
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On 05/31/2013 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
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On 05/31/2013 at 12:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)
Today, some jackass in an Iron Man mask nailed me in the head with a quarter while I was helping other customers. Minimum wage isn't worth this crap. FML
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On 05/31/2013 at 12:05am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
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On 05/30/2013 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
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On 05/30/2013 at 10:35pm - work - by heyyoitsapotato - United States
Today, I was at my nursing internship. After helping a patient get into bed, I began to walk out of the room when I heard him say to another nurse, "Now that was a king sized lady". To make things even better, she didn't understand him the first time and I got to hear him say it again. FML
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On 05/30/2013 at 9:54pm - work - by melody91 - United States (Texas)
Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML
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On 05/30/2013 at 6:32pm - work - by Lizzie - United States (Michigan)
Today, in a public restroom, an elderly lady started bitching me out for not washing my hands. I was so intimidated that I did so under her accusing watch. I'm quite intolerant to many soaps, and I now have a horrible rash on my left hand because I was too frightened to explain. FML
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On 05/30/2013 at 5:18pm - health - by :( (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)
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