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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69947) - you deserved it (3773)

On 05/25/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by nadette (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to tell my mother what I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, to which she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to see a cross nailed above my door. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40606) - you deserved it (33590)

On 05/23/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18393) - you deserved it (60991)

On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML


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On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed 2 cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11339) - you deserved it (40517)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by NotSoCool (man) - Singapore

Today, I had a phone interview with my potential new boss. I was getting excited about the prospects of landing a great job. I had nailed every question the man asked me and right after he told me he'll call me tomorrow if he wants me to come in I sweetly said, "Talk to you tomorrow, Love you" FML


I agree, your life sucks (23781) - you deserved it (56199)

On 05/07/2009 at 5:10pm - work - by jobless (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, me and my girlfriend went to the club. The song "Single Ladies" by Beyonce came on; the DJ came on the mic and said "Single ladies raise your hands!" My girlfriend raised her hand. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64049) - you deserved it (6949)

On 03/27/2009 at 11:40pm - love - by dumpedattheclub (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, driving some friends back from a party I said, "Did everyone see Lisa totally hanging off of Pat tonight?! It was hilarious!!". There was a long silence, then one of my friends said " know Lisa is in the car, right?" FML


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On 03/19/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by StephD (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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