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BRRigger
  • Town/Country : SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 June 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 208
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I had the pleasure of finding out how it feels to poop with 3 broken ribs. FML

#20398877
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22872) - you deserved it (1489)

On 12/14/2012 at 1:44am - health - by mysidesaresplitting - United States (Michigan)

Today, I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day, but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Once while I was at work helping a customer, the other while sitting on the couch next to my boyfriend. FML

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67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17284) - you deserved it (1689)

On 12/13/2012 at 3:58am - health - by meranda_johnson - United States

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
575 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9702) - you deserved it (39876) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

#19001637
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15087) - you deserved it (4317)

On 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm - misc - by KDM - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

#18990200
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11598) - you deserved it (21912)

On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity". I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML

#18914939
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18316) - you deserved it (1976)

On 01/26/2012 at 9:49am - love - by The Towel Molester (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML

#18030008
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19402) - you deserved it (3099)

On 10/20/2011 at 8:04am - health - by socal000 (man) - United States



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