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by dca101 / 03/19/2013 at 10:08pm / United States / Love
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
by ScrewedForCheapBag / 03/14/2013 at 4:52am / United States (California) / Money
by Quiteannoyed / 03/09/2013 at 5:35am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Love
by married an old man / 03/05/2013 at 12:57pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML
by daniel55 / 02/17/2013 at 7:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
Today, after spending six months completely repainting and redecorating our new home, I finally finished the last touches and went to remove the masking tape. Off came the tape, along with huge blotches of plasterwork. FML
by bblubblerfisch / 02/12/2013 at 1:04pm / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
by Meaghan / 02/12/2013 at 12:41pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by awkward. / 12/29/2012 at 10:50am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Love