About BMTHsuperfan : Hey my name is Morgan(: Bisexual, Gemini, junior in high school. My current job is devouring older men. I enjoy laughing at other people's misfortunes. Message me for more info if you wish. I promise I don't bite. Unless you're into that sort of thing.
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by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 11:47am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by SadMother / 10/04/2014 at 3:52pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/04/2014 at 10:58am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, I thought I would be cute for my 1 year anniversary with my girlfriend so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML
by cuteloser / 10/04/2014 at 9:57am / Australia / Love
by Anonymous / 10/04/2014 at 8:11am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML
by manymisfortunes / 10/04/2014 at 1:43am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by oncehipjr / 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Ryuun12 / 10/02/2014 at 11:20pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by stewardess / 10/02/2014 at 9:55pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by notatherapist / 10/01/2014 at 7:08pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
by ThatNewCarSmell / 10/01/2014 at 12:53pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/30/2014 at 1:45pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
by super maman / 09/29/2014 at 11:08pm / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Kids
by impure / 09/29/2014 at 12:48pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 09/29/2014 at 8:06am / United States (California) / Health
- My cat has a better sex life than me. Luckily I get enough money from her kittens to pay my bills.… Today, my wife agreed to let me give her a rimjob. All was going well, until she decided to let out… Today, I showed my son a picture of my brother who died 15 years ago. My son says when he sees the…