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BMTHsuperfan
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 34088
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About BMTHsuperfan : Hey my name is Morgan(: Bisexual, Gemini, junior in high school. My current job is devouring older men. I enjoy laughing at other people's misfortunes. Message me for more info if you wish. I promise I don't bite. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

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BMTHsuperfan's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

#18989889
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25410) - you deserved it (2391)

On 02/04/2012 at 3:13am - misc - by lrgenesis - United States (Oregon)

Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML

#18988836
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21812) - you deserved it (3001)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:22am - health - by foxyreegan - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML

#18988741
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27178) - you deserved it (5160)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)

Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML

#18988711
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9181) - you deserved it (28623)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by WayTooMuchFacebook (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML

#18985606
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24549) - you deserved it (8046)

On 02/03/2012 at 5:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

#18984766
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22557) - you deserved it (3219)

On 02/03/2012 at 3:47pm - misc - by tooembarassed - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

#18984075
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36639) - you deserved it (4481)

On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

#18984075
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36639) - you deserved it (4481)

On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States

Today, I came home from work and went into the bathroom. I saw a poo on the toilet lid, and thinking it was a trick toy that my son had got to trick me, I picked it up. It wasn't a toy. FML

#18983389
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20007) - you deserved it (22109)

On 02/03/2012 at 10:49am - kids - by AvengedSevenX - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42217) - you deserved it (9154)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

#18982285
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26218) - you deserved it (6537)

On 02/03/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

#18980998
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29985) - you deserved it (7472)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

#18980797
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37513) - you deserved it (2232)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17323) - you deserved it (21885)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

#18976256
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53501) - you deserved it (3286)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)



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