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BMTHsuperfan
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 41798
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About BMTHsuperfan : Hey my name is Morgan(: Bisexual, Gemini, junior in high school. My current job is devouring older men. I enjoy laughing at other people's misfortunes. Message me for more info if you wish. I promise I don't bite. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

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Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If u ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage yur face." big fat FML

#18988741
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27255) - you deserved it (5163)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)

I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML

#18988711
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9198) - you deserved it (28691)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by WayTooMuchFacebook (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash 4 himself, dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on behalf. I despise children with all heart. FML

#18985606
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24598) - you deserved it (8056)

On 02/03/2012 at 5:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY , I GOT A DATE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY . THE DATE IS WITH MAH ORTHODONTIST; HE'S GOING TO TIGHTEN MAH BRACES . FML

#18984766
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22611) - you deserved it (3226)

On 02/03/2012 at 3:47pm - misc - by tooembarassed - United States

Today, I woka up to ona of my hamstars cannibalizing tha othar!! FML

#18984075
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36693) - you deserved it (4483)

On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States

Today, I woka up to ona of my hamstars cannibalizing tha othar!! FML

#18984075
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36693) - you deserved it (4483)

On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States

Today, I came home from work and went into the bathroom. I saw a poo on the toilet lid, and thinking it was a trick toy that mah son had got to trick me, I pickd it up. It wasn't a toy. FML

#18983389
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20046) - you deserved it (22145)

On 02/03/2012 at 10:49am - kids - by AvengedSevenX - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42307) - you deserved it (9160)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah dad killed mah pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

#18982285
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27654) - you deserved it (6729)

On 02/03/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I Took Off Sweatshrt In The Middle Of Class. The Tanktop I Was Wearing Underneath Went With It. FML

#18980998
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30656) - you deserved it (7581)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got punched by a man 4 making fun of his stutter . I didn't . I stutter too . FML

#18980797
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39219) - you deserved it (2384)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally told mah mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17352) - you deserved it (21935)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

today I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner he said he had to go get something from his car. When I askd what it was he smild an said it was a surprise. I waitd fir mah surprise fir half an hour. Then I decidd to pay the bill an go home an cry. FML

#18976256
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55063) - you deserved it (3402)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today,hile in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel lyk squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans.

#18974719
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31283) - you deserved it (5038)

On 02/02/2012 at 4:31am - intimacy - by DieTrying - United States (California)

Today, I trid to treat a cut on my butt hole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

#18973546
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19277) - you deserved it (6179)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:57pm - health - by 11niko (man) - United States (Washington)



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