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BMTHsuperfan

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BMTHsuperfan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 20854
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About BMTHsuperfan : Hey my name is Morgan(: Bisexual, Gemini. I enjoy laughing at other people's misfortunes. Message me for more info if you wish. I promise I don't bite. Unless you're into that sort of thing.
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BMTHsuperfan's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML

#19131403
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24430) - you deserved it (1957)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - misc - by TheHezzer - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML

#19131247
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33730) - you deserved it (2640)

On 02/21/2012 at 1:45pm - love - by GeeTwo - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

#19131070
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26662) - you deserved it (6305)

On 02/21/2012 at 1:03pm - love - by Djcc - United States

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25656) - you deserved it (8131)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25656) - you deserved it (8131)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML

#19129849
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19642) - you deserved it (2472)

On 02/21/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by mishie1 (woman) - United States

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

#19129542
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22515) - you deserved it (2595)

On 02/21/2012 at 4:53am - work - by kat (woman) - Reserved

Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

#19129332
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20867) - you deserved it (24597)

On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

#19129332
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20867) - you deserved it (24597)

On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I noticed a flash car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

#19129021
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5049) - you deserved it (35894)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:00am - misc - by Bellend (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML

#19126336
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24833) - you deserved it (2232)

On 02/20/2012 at 9:15pm - misc - by Carpet cleaner (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

#19126066
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32122) - you deserved it (4984)

On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, someone actually thought it was appropriate to compare my mother's death to the death of their cat. FML

#19125744
203 comments

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

#19122192
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22963) - you deserved it (7662)

On 02/20/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by shea234 - United States

Today, my friend and I got into such a heated debate the police had to be called. The debate was about Whitney Houston. FML

#19120522
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7313) - you deserved it (28277)

On 02/20/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by OhMyWhitney - United States (Illinois)



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