About BMTHsuperfan : Hey my name is Morgan(: Bisexual, Gemini, junior in high school. My current job is devouring older men. I enjoy laughing at other people's misfortunes. Message me for more info if you wish. I promise I don't bite. Unless you're into that sort of thing.
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Today, one of my customer's pipes were blocked. As I went to unblock it, about a handful of used condoms collided with my face. I don't know if I should be disgusted by this or disgusted by my customer. FML
by failallday / 08/07/2014 at 5:09am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by MoMoneyMoProblems / 08/07/2014 at 4:23am / Ireland (Dublin) / Money
Today, I went for a romantic, anniversary meal with my wife. It was amazing, until we had to rush home halfway through because our daughter rang, informing us that her 20-year-old sister had broken her wrist trying to jump from the roof, onto the trampoline and into the pool. She 'miscalculated'. FML
by We raised that fool / 08/06/2014 at 9:21am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Kids
by Ew?Really? / 08/04/2014 at 1:42am / United States (Colorado) / Health
by ew / 08/03/2014 at 2:49pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by porkabye / 08/02/2014 at 7:44pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by bertiebeth / 08/02/2014 at 1:35am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/02/2014 at 12:00am / United States (Texas) / Love
by WickedRene / 08/01/2014 at 9:57pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML
by whoops / 08/01/2014 at 4:45pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I confided to my grandma that I'm suffering from depression and I feel like a burden to everyone. She replied that her grandpa used to suffer from depression too, but that he'd cured himself in the end, namely by committing suicide. Thanks, grandma, thanks. FML
by lacieQ / 08/01/2014 at 4:09pm / Canada / Health
by Anonymous / 08/01/2014 at 2:27pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Intimacy
by Ljiljka / 08/01/2014 at 10:37am / Serbia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/31/2014 at 12:24pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
Today, I had trouble carrying a box upstairs because my arms were sore from working out. My mom asked me, "Why are you working out so much then?" I didn't have the heart to tell her it was because of her 100-pound weight gain and that I didn't want to end up looking like her. FML
by jogginglikeitsmyjob / 07/31/2014 at 7:51am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana…
- Today, my new guy friend told me that he is madly in love with me. When I suggested "let's give it… Today, after being lost for 3 hours outside with low battery, and finally regaining signal, an old… Today, I had 45 minutes spare between appointments to do some work at the office. I needed to print…