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BMTHsuperfan
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 41794
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About BMTHsuperfan : Hey my name is Morgan(: Bisexual, Gemini, junior in high school. My current job is devouring older men. I enjoy laughing at other people's misfortunes. Message me for more info if you wish. I promise I don't bite. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

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Today , one of ma customer's pipes were blocked. As I went to unblock it , about a andful of used condoms collided wit ma face. I don't know if I sould be disgusted by tis or disgusted by ma customer. mega FML

#21231545
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44678) - you deserved it (3860)

On 08/07/2014 at 5:09am - intimacy - by failallday (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I managd to get a €5 note tangld in the zip on my purse. I couldn't open it without ripping it to shreds.

#21231531
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35054) - you deserved it (4848)

On 08/07/2014 at 4:23am - money - by MoMoneyMoProblems (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

TODAY, I WENT 4 A ROMANTIC, ANNIVERSARY MEAL WITH MY WIFE. IT WAS AMAZING, UNTIL WE HAD TO RUSH HOME HALFWAY THROUGH BECAUSE OUR DAUGHTER RANG, INFORMING US THAT HER 20-YEAR-OLD SISTER HAD BROKEN HER WRIST TRYING TO JUMP FROM THE ROOF, ONTO THE TRAMPOLINE AN INTO THE POOL. SHE 'MISCALCULATED'. FML

#21230823
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39918) - you deserved it (3260)

On 08/06/2014 at 9:21am - kids - by We raised that fool (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today , mah husband was disgustd by me expressing breast milkhile we were in the shower together!! This is the same manho thinks it's funny to pee on mah legs because , "It'll wash off." mega FML

#21229021
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44148) - you deserved it (4653)

On 08/04/2014 at 1:42am - health - by Ew?Really? (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML

#21228488
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23405) - you deserved it (45205)

On 08/03/2014 at 2:49pm - misc - by ew - United States (Texas)

Today, upon arriving at a town festival, I was immediately singled out by a rent-a-cop !! He began questioning if I had been drinking, saying he smelt it on mah breath !! He smelt his own breath !! FML

#21227846
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35760) - you deserved it (2555)

On 08/02/2014 at 7:44pm - misc - by porkabye (man) - United States (Georgia)

I asked boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

#21227320
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43145) - you deserved it (3660)

On 08/02/2014 at 1:35am - love - by bertiebeth - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY MY GIRLFRIEND INTERRUPTED MY PROPOSAL TO TAKE A SELFIE WITH THE ICE CREAM I HAD JUST BOUGHT HER. SHE THEN SAID NO. FML

#21227229
135 comments

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On 08/02/2014 at 12:00am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today.!! !! I was watching my 3 year old brother !! He asked me to get him a cookie and I said.!! !! ( What's the magic word? ) He looked at me angrily and said ( Bitch.!! !! please !! ) mega FML

#21227114
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43509) - you deserved it (7052)

On 08/01/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by WickedRene (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday mah girlfriend's dad returnd home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flusterd an askd, "So um, did u make it back?" He lookd me dead in the eyes an said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I did. Moron." FML

#21226906
54 comments

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On 08/01/2014 at 4:45pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today , I confided to mah grandma that I'm suffering from depression and I feel like a burden to everyone. She replied that her grandpa used to suffer from depression too , but that he'd cured himself in the end , namely by committing suicide. Thanks , grandma , thanks.

#21226890
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39575) - you deserved it (3571)

On 08/01/2014 at 4:09pm - health - by lacieQ (woman) - Canada

Today, I found out tat my wife of 12 years as slept wit te workmen we've ad working on our long term building project!! Tey call er te ( quickie queen )!! mega FML

#21226819
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54744) - you deserved it (3684)

On 08/01/2014 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I had to explain to mah fatherhy it isn't a good idea to shove a metal knife into the toasterhen trying to get at a small piece of toast. This man is 45-years-old and has a PhD. FML

2day ma son said is frst word!! Unfortunately , tat word was "cock." I've tried convincing myself tat e's trying to say "clock" but I just can't do it!! FML

#21225778
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40247) - you deserved it (7214)

On 07/31/2014 at 12:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had trouble carrying a box upstairs because my arms were sore from working out. My mom asked me, "Why r you working out so much then?" I didn't have the heret to tell her it was because of her 100-pound wieght gain an that I didn't want to end up looking like her. FML

#21225648
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40526) - you deserved it (6506)

On 07/31/2014 at 7:51am - health - by jogginglikeitsmyjob (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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