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BMTHsuperfan
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 41764
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About BMTHsuperfan : Hey my name is Morgan(: Bisexual, Gemini, junior in high school. My current job is devouring older men. I enjoy laughing at other people's misfortunes. Message me for more info if you wish. I promise I don't bite. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

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Today... I asked 10-year-old son wat e wants to been e grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML

#21237548
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38342) - you deserved it (6022)

On 08/14/2014 at 4:44pm - kids - by cahsecuel (woman) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, after having multiple dreams where I have a daughter with my boyfriend, I'm now emotionally attachd to a child who isn't real, and I get depressd when I can't be with her in real life!! FML

#21237524
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37767) - you deserved it (8285)

On 08/14/2014 at 3:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does.

#21237384
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38700) - you deserved it (5085)

On 08/14/2014 at 11:06am - animals - by hopeless romantic - United States (Ohio)

Yastarday, I hookd up with a girl at a club, and wa had sax. Sha just lay thara lika a corpsa tha whola tima. It got so bad, I andd up faking an orgasm and blaming tha lack of saman on a botchd vasactomy. Sha actually baliavd it. What tha hall?

#21235982
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43287) - you deserved it (10420)

On 08/12/2014 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today I appily announcd tat I'm gatting marrid. My dad immadiataly sot back "And I'm gatting E.D. wo givas a damn?" Just wan I tougt a was joking a muttard tat "ta bitc" will taka avaryting in our divorca. Momant ruind. FML

#21235893
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34249) - you deserved it (2752)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger andhispering sweet promises to it . FML

#21234388
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35110) - you deserved it (3329)

On 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm - work - by weirded out (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband an I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like u wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up an saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. FML

#21234106
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52434) - you deserved it (6856)

On 08/10/2014 at 3:26pm - intimacy - by jackie89 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today , I babysat a 6-year-old boy 4 the first time. When I said it was his bedtime , he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked , all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned , I had to make up an excuse 4 y he was still awake and watching TV , to save mah pride. fat FML

#21234068
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35048) - you deserved it (9116)

On 08/10/2014 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Yesterday I Puttd On A Porno, Trying To Unwind After A Bad Day. 10 Minutes In, I Was So Pissd Off With The Girl Constantly Repeating "You Like That? Yeah?" And The Cameraman's Obsession With The Guy's Asscrack That I Startd Yelling At The Screen. Now I'm More Stressd Than Ever. Mega FML

#21232670
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40856) - you deserved it (13602)

On 08/08/2014 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by FUCK YOU (man) - United States

TODAY... I FINALLY FELT READY FOR INTIMACY WITH MAH BOYFRIEND... AN I SENT HIM A SEXY PICTURE OF MYSELF TOPLESS. HE TEXTED BACK... "EWWWWW." FML

#21232655
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44683) - you deserved it (6817)

On 08/08/2014 at 5:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel

yesterday I let coworker use PC during lunch , because his was having problems. A few hours later , boss called me into his office looool and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe explanation. For fuck's sake , Dave. FML

Today, I fell asleep in te doctor's waiting room. Wen I woke up, te room was empty, and tere was a $1 bill tuckd into my cleavage. FML

#21232452
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36159) - you deserved it (5977)

On 08/08/2014 at 10:43am - misc - by freakedout (woman) - United States

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant !! When he saw me, he smild and to be a bit flrty I bit my lip !! Too bad it startd to bled like hell !! FML

#21232320
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33635) - you deserved it (11270)

On 08/08/2014 at 3:40am - love - by alisaav (woman) - Thailand

2day I got a call from very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking 4 permission to have sex with a ( gross fat chick ) he met at a pub, cuz he ( felt sorry 4 her ). The conversation ended with me getting hung up on cuz I ( don't have a heret ). real FML

#21232277
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48572) - you deserved it (4560)

On 08/08/2014 at 2:05am - intimacy - by pocketrocket90 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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