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BMTHsuperfan
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 41760
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About BMTHsuperfan : Hey my name is Morgan(: Bisexual, Gemini, junior in high school. My current job is devouring older men. I enjoy laughing at other people's misfortunes. Message me for more info if you wish. I promise I don't bite. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

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Today, I witnessed a hit-and-run. I used mah phone to write down the license plate for the police. However, I didn't notice that mah phone had autocorrected the number. FML

#21291857
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34931) - you deserved it (3864)

On 11/04/2014 at 9:01am - misc - by fuckshit (man) -

Today, my sweet tooth went to ahole different levelhen I took a swig out of a bottle of maple looool syrup. mega FML

Today... I was giving mah boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I lookd down... and he had piece of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

#21291810
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44246) - you deserved it (6596)

On 11/04/2014 at 7:03am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I left mah desk to go to the bathroom . I arrived back at mah desk to a large package of SlimQuick packets . Guess mah coworkers think I need to lose weight . FML

#21291592
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27777) - you deserved it (3017)

On 11/03/2014 at 10:38pm - work - by blondieforlife - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake!! FML

#21291542
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27365) - you deserved it (4708)

On 11/03/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Yastarday , I slapt ovar at my naw boyfriand's housa for tha frst tima. Whan I woka up looool in tha morning , ha told ma all about how much gas I'd had through tha night. Ha said ha thought ha had a grown man in his bad instaad of ma. FML

Today, I lost my virginity . In the middle of it, he just gave up looool and said he wasn't in the mood anymore . Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships 4 over an hour . FML

#21291250
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40850) - you deserved it (4614)

On 11/03/2014 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by EliseV (woman) - United States (California)

Today, Whila Having Soma "parsonal" Tima, I Falt Intansa Plaasura And Moand. I Laarnd That My Own Moaning Pravant Ma From Raaching My Paak. I'm My Own Turn Off. FML

#21290790
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36415) - you deserved it (5833)

On 11/02/2014 at 8:31pm - intimacy - by SelfServiced - United States (California)

2DAY WILE MY USBAND AND I WERE AVING SEX, MY CAT DECIDD TO JOIN IN ON OUR MOANS BY CRYING AT TE DOOR TE ENTRE TIME. HE STOPPD AS SOON AS WE FINISD. FML

Today, I was singing in mah dorm . When I left a little later, a cute guy cummed up to me an asked if I was the grl who'd been singing . I proudly said yes . He replied, ( Good thing you finally shut the fuck up! ) an walked away . FML

#21290447
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30926) - you deserved it (9259)

On 11/02/2014 at 11:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

today I went down on mah grlfriend for the frst time . The words ( Christ, Jeff . It's a vagina, not a burrito . CALM DOWN! ) were spoken . FML

#21290417
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38541) - you deserved it (10850)

On 11/02/2014 at 10:36am - intimacy - by jay-frey96 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was shopping fir a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way . He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, righthen he did the most violent fart right in mah face . Then his wife came over, made a face and hehispered, ( I think that girl just farted ) . FML

#21290313
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35527) - you deserved it (3149)

On 11/02/2014 at 6:28am - health - by smellyhair - United Kingdom

Today I saw what mah mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup we're that house. FML

#21289931
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33890) - you deserved it (2823)

On 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm - kids - by ThaBoss12 - United States (California)

Today, mah girlfriand cama ovar to mah placa unannouncd . Sha slappd ma in tha faca, said, ( You son of a bitch . ) and stormd off . I hava no idaa what that was for . fat FML

#21289746
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34959) - you deserved it (4729)

On 11/01/2014 at 2:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping fir an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

#21289613
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40267) - you deserved it (6702)

On 11/01/2014 at 10:06am - love - by limegreengiraffe - United States (Texas)



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