About BMTHsuperfan : Hey my name is Morgan(: Bisexual, Gemini, junior in high school. My current job is devouring older men. I enjoy laughing at other people's misfortunes. Message me for more info if you wish. I promise I don't bite. Unless you're into that sort of thing.
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by TonyTalkingClock / 11/04/2014 at 7:48am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 11/04/2014 at 7:03am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by blondieforlife / 11/03/2014 at 10:38pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/03/2014 at 9:39pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, I slept over at my new boyfriend's house for the first time. When I woke up in the morning, he told me all about how much gas I'd had through the night. He said he thought he had a grown man in his bed instead of me. FML
by Isa_Marie0113 / 11/03/2014 at 6:32pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by EliseV / 11/03/2014 at 1:56pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by SelfServiced / 11/02/2014 at 8:31pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by boobear511 / 11/02/2014 at 7:26pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML
by Anonymous / 11/02/2014 at 11:44am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML
by smellyhair / 11/02/2014 at 6:28am / United Kingdom / Health
by ThaBoss12 / 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/01/2014 at 2:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by limegreengiraffe / 11/01/2014 at 10:06am / United States (Texas) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…