About BMTHsuperfan : Hey my name is Morgan(: Bisexual, Gemini, junior in high school. My current job is devouring older men. I enjoy laughing at other people's misfortunes. Message me for more info if you wish. I promise I don't bite. Unless you're into that sort of thing.
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by TonyTalkingClock / 11/04/2014 at 7:48am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 11/04/2014 at 7:03am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by blondieforlife / 11/03/2014 at 10:38pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/03/2014 at 9:39pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, I slept over at my new boyfriend's house for the first time. When I woke up in the morning, he told me all about how much gas I'd had through the night. He said he thought he had a grown man in his bed instead of me. FML
by Isa_Marie0113 / 11/03/2014 at 6:32pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by EliseV / 11/03/2014 at 1:56pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by SelfServiced / 11/02/2014 at 8:31pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by boobear511 / 11/02/2014 at 7:26pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML
by Anonymous / 11/02/2014 at 11:44am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML
by smellyhair / 11/02/2014 at 6:28am / United Kingdom / Health
by ThaBoss12 / 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/01/2014 at 2:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by limegreengiraffe / 11/01/2014 at 10:06am / United States (Texas) / Love
- 1Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 2Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…