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  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 February 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 430
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About BIG_DADDY_ALEX : My favorite rapper is DRAKE, if you haven't heard of him then you should look him up. He is a beast like me. I also like air jordan. Oh and thats a bruise on my neck, it may look like a big ass mole i guess. lol

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Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

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