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BIGBOY4rmAHM

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2336
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About BIGBOY4rmAHM : Well all I gotta say is; I love white women!!!

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BIGBOY4rmAHM's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face, "If it's so bad over there, why don't they all just leave?" FML

#19264925
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22117) - you deserved it (3593)

On 03/12/2012 at 3:48pm - misc - by dumbfriend - United States

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37150) - you deserved it (5504)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "the Fuckinator." FML

#19136346
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34399) - you deserved it (5014)

On 02/22/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26332) - you deserved it (2672)

On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML

#18833422
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16143) - you deserved it (25076)

On 01/17/2012 at 8:20am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I have been pissing blood for 2 hours, ever since some douche in a Nixon mask ran up and slugged me in the kidney. FML

#17981728
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34621) - you deserved it (2266)

On 10/14/2011 at 11:09am - health - by Nixontones - United States (Illinois)

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

#17710745
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35501) - you deserved it (26936)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:46am - intimacy - by RetroDayDreamer - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36147) - you deserved it (4524)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40045) - you deserved it (3491)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

#17267677
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29376) - you deserved it (17759)

On 07/26/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by frankkathy - United States (Texas)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38281) - you deserved it (3367)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55048) - you deserved it (9345)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37258) - you deserved it (5040)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

#16609106
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54682) - you deserved it (6872)

On 06/11/2011 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

#16515986
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31152) - you deserved it (7188)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)



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