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BH1126
  • Town/Country : TX, USA
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Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25095) - you deserved it (8020)

On 01/20/2012 at 12:02am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Missouri)



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