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BEButterfly
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 73
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About BEButterfly : I'm a pretty easy going person but I tell it like it is, I don't sugar coat anything. I'm the type of woman that if you get into my face or cross the line with me I'll be the first to say something back and if you're very lucky you might walk away with a shred of your ego left:)

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1096302) - you deserved it (108867)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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