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by bizzyizzy0121 / 11/21/2011 at 1:28am / United States / Miscellaneous
by colorfulgina / 12/12/2009 at 1:29pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/08/2009 at 12:16am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML
by beachbum / 02/27/2009 at 1:03am / United States (New York) / Love
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