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BEASTvela_17
  • Town/Country : Pueblo, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 June 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 248
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39341) - you deserved it (2097)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28924) - you deserved it (5618)

On 12/12/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by colorfulgina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat for the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28665) - you deserved it (1746)

On 12/08/2009 at 12:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

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On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

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On 02/27/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by beachbum (man) - United States (New York)



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